what really bothers me about my mom is occasionally i’ll be on tumblr and she’ll look over my shoulder and be like “oh who’s that?” “who’s that person?” and it’s just like MOM OH MY GOD, I DON’T KNOW, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHO ANYONE IS ON THIS WEBSITE.

i told my mom i was going to go see Magic Mike with my friend.

she thinks it’s about a magician.

i’m not correcting her.